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that's enough, 20th century fox. that's enough.

i don't know if you've seen the trailer for the 2008 'day the earth stood still'. so check it out. it's pretty bad. this is the original. and the only acceptable version.

i have complete and total faith in hollywood's ability to destroy this movie with a remake. unless keanu reeves is playing a character named ted, i have zero interest in any film he's in. they might as well cast anthony michael hall. that would seriously make just as much sense.

(for the record, excelent adventure was totally better than bogus journey.)


i'm not looking forward to the poltergeist or dark crystal remakes either.

the terror of the force of the air!

so a month into this thing, i only now realize the true nature of this blog. it just another one of my ocd lists. leave no stone uncovered. commit every detail to memory. so i have to include everything. even if it looks like i'm late on things like this. the whitest kids u know is the best thing to happen to sketch comedy since kids in the hall.

i put the action in action sports. (1/12)

dear ryan sheckler, i liked you a lot more before you turned into such a massive whore.

Chaz Ortiz is full fledged pro as of today. he won the fourth stop of the 08 dew tour. this kid's 14, and he makes me so excited for the future of skateboarding.
there's a lot about street skating that i don't like. it could be the seemingly personal bias of the judges that bleeds onto the scoreboard. it could be the overtly competitive attitude of street skaters. it could be the shecklerettes. or it might just not be high enough, fast enough, and dangerous enough to hold my interest for very long. but there's just something about a kickflip frontside boardside/kickflip out, that gets me really excited.

rawr.

probably my favorite sequel since empire or evil dead 2. i dont know that i could pinpoint how or why. it just appeals to me on a very primitive level.


jurassic fight club is an amazing show. what's your favorite dinosaur? inpo, my top 5: allosaurus, barosaurus, stegosaurus, tyrannosaurus, megalodon.

austin was nice.

i got my cupcakes. they're delicious.

haven't had a panic attack in almost a week. working on getting better. i'm pretty ok.

(512)

this is where you can find me today, tomorrow, and two days after that. it always feels good to wake up in a different place and look out the window and see new things. even if your pillows don't smell like home, and the towels are always scratchy. i'm excited to drive through your city and sit in your coffee shops.

spoiler alert: the scene where the duck dies in journey to the center of the earth(1959) always makes me cry. and then they find atlantis and i'm like, 'booyah! redemption!'



if i could see you now, i'd kiss the corner of your mouth and tell you that everything's going to be ok. this means something to someone somewhere.

thought i told you that we won't stop...

the first 10 seconds of this are gold.

this was mildly entertaining the first time i saw it. but watching it again and again, it becomes funnier and funnier somehow. you start to notice things you missed before and reasonable questions arise. why is he spinning in circles? where is he? were there other people around during this? why didn't someone intervene at the 1:00 mark before it started to get boring and repetitive? does he actually believe the words he's saying because you catch a moment of sheer and utter confusion. like he has absolutely no idea what's gong on. is he getting dizzy? 'millions'... really, do people take this man seriously enough to turn out in the millions to vote based solely off of diddy's prompting? how many drugs is he on right now? awesomely bad. aw, i miss you crazy version of puff daddy. i wish you hung around more. we can only pray for some more 'ciroc obama blogs'.


and yes i agree, john mccain IS bugging the fuck out. i would have bet my bottom dollar on john mccain/"mittens" romney in the final round.

pamela took a picture like this.

yeah, so i know the sound is off by a couple seconds. another version i can't embed.

i always wanted to make movies like this. one of my favorites.

my head feels clear under these lights.

i love this city. it's my favorite place to be in the entire world. everything makes more sense in this place. everything is amplified.

keep your hollywood hills. this is the happiest i've ever been.

copyright to me. i took this from 960 feet in gotham's tallest building. if you can make sense of all this i applaud you.