i need to be able to laugh right now.

Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005)



"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out-of-order" sign. Just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."