trick or treat(s)...

i love halloween. the exorsist sucks. pay attention...

so ironic, it's not. so unironic, it is.

this was funny the first time i saw it. it was funny 20 times after that. and it's still funny today.



this is my favorite time of year. hoodie x sugar x horror

i need to be able to laugh right now.

Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005)



"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out-of-order" sign. Just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there."

i've always had trouble sleeping.

all grown ups are pirates...

if you haven't made up your mind by now...

...you're an idiot.

"cause i got it like that..."

i heard she went back on the show recently to announce that she's pregnant. i don't even know what to say.

According to Gallup polls 1 in 12 Americans is unaware that the Bird is the Word.

illusions... tricks are what whores do for money.

whenever i'm sick, all i want to do is lounge about in sweatpants and watch tv online. incidentally, that's all i ever want to do, but when i'm sick, i get to take a lot of pills too.

Pinkytoast is amazing. i love her work. this print especially caught my attention. but more like 'jumped out of a dark alley, knocked me out, and put duct tape over my mouth'. i'm completely paralyzed with how much i love it. i can't help but feel like this painting knows all my secrets, and she's ready to spill. i'm sorry if i always have that look on my face too.

Pinkytoast on ETSY



if you need me, i'll just be over here on this purple giraffe.