go ninja, go ninja, go!

the greatest super villian the world has ever known? when i was 4 years old i sure as hell thought so.



the greatest video game in the history of gaming? when i was 4 years old i sure as hell thought so.
so here's the deal, when i was a kid, i was absolutely convinced that i was going to grow up and fight crime with the turtles. i would wear my michelangelo halloween costume all the time. i swear to god, if it were up to me, i would have had pizza every night for dinner. but my mom was concerned for my health. i had every book. every video. and every playset. i used to get pissed off when my grandma would call it "playing". i was "training".

"do turtles eat cinnimon toast? i made some." haha i love you grandma.

over the years, i've grown wiser and refinded my tastes. but seriously, not by much.