they're coming for you barbara...

more joe havasy.

so yes, i realize that there are several things in this world that i refer to as "pretty much the greatest thing ever". and zombies. well, they're another one of those things. i'm actually pretty nerdy about it in a 'technically' kind of way. like, 'technically' the 1990 'night of the living' is savini directed, but using almost the exact same screenplay frrom 1968 and with romero producing, i manage to count it as my all time favorite romero flick of all time. something about comatose barbara in '68 is a real turn-off. '90's barbara was one tuff bitch. and also, candyman kicks ass. yeah yeah, 'technically' so fuck you too. i love any and all horror movies, yes. but the underline political statements of the zombie movie must be noted and appreciated.

i'm absolutely convinced of the impending zombie apocalypse, so i think it's important we all plan our escape routes now. in a very real 'what would you do' way. it would be cute if this was just some nerdy quirky thing i joke about, but i'm actually serious.

buy the zombie survival guide. it's my bible. a small glimpse into the way my mind works.
1. organize before they rise!
2. they feel no fear, why should you?
3. use your head: cut off theirs.
4. blades don't need reloading.
5. ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. get up the staircaise, then destroy it.
7. get out of the car, get onto a bike.
8. keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert.
9. no place is safe, only safer.
10. the zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.