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i'm the total christian package. oh yeah, i'm all about jesus. you can tell because i have his porcelain likeness perched on my bookshelf.


it always amazes me how elitist people can be about stuff they're into. like, pretty much everything i love is ruined by people who were 'into it first'. or have to have something i have because they have no personality of their own, so they leach onto my shit. just because you have more of a product, doesn't mean you're more 'into it' than someone else. just because you go to church every week, doesn't make you a good person. just because you preach to people and believe you're right, doesn't mean that you are right. not everything is a contest.

if you're going to be a scumbag, own it. just admit you're a scumbag. if you won't be honest with me, at least be honest with yourself.